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All right boys and girls. Welcome to "Tour News". This is a travel log of my exploits.
It will contain information on the tour. It will list any information on winnings,
losses, and muggings. Spot lights on gamblers, casinos, and favorite aspects. The whole
tour is designed for your benefit. What I want you to get out of "Tour News" is insights
into enjoying your trips to the casinos. The best information is first hand information
and thats what your gonna get. First hand experience from none other than "NAG".
Haaahahhhaaa. Howl at the moon because heerrreee weeee gooooooo!
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Last day. I have decided to end this leg of the "Tour de Craps" today.
I am glad I had the opportunity to be Nag for a week. I owe it to my family for support.
I wish I could stay forever, but now is not the time for Nag. I feel that this pretrial
was a good start to evaluate the potential for the "Tour de Craps". The "Tour de Craps"
has definite possibilities. I shall continue on the quest for sponsors. As the total
crap time was 84 hours of continual promotions Nagor had a splendid performance. Failure to
press bets was the reason for bad crap play. As I have no sponsors this leads to ending
this pretrial leg of the "Tour de Craps". My last harrah is at the poker tables. I like
poker but it would appear that people are opting for online poker because there were only
4 full tables active. Coushatta poker has the straight flush four of a kind jackpot which
was worth $32,000 I managed to pull a straight flush but no four's showed. I gotta hat.
Cool. I will be hitting bus at 5:00 am thus ending this leg of the "Tour de Craps". I want
to thank all those people that I have touched and were touched by me. Thanks.
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Today is fight night. I got a general admission ticket for $15.00. As this
fight is at the pavilion you will have to drive or request a shuttle. However, this bed
is soooo comfortable I have opted to sleep in.
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I took a shuttle to the Casino Inn. They service all the motels in Kinder.
Asking the valet outside the casino will bring them into action. You can get back by asking
the Inn keeper to request them. Although not a Grand Inn this motel has all the necessities
for a place to crash. At $30.00 a night on weekdays its the cheapest in the area. There
is free donuts, juice, and coffee in the morning. I got one queen size, 24" TV, and a
cranking air conditioner. Sheets are changed everyday and bathroom tolietries are all
replenished. I got the best sleep I have had in years. Back to Craps. Unfortuantely,
I had another bad day at the tables. I am afraid the "Tour de Craps" is not going to make
it past the week. Failing to find a sponsor and not making anything at the tables leaves
me no other alternative. I did, however, manage to hit a full house at carribbean stud.
As I have played all the games Carribbean Stud provides a good rest spot after 12 hours
standing at craps. Supper was at the "Big Sky" Steakhouse. I was not impressed. The
meal was picked by the waiter and started out with shrimp puffs. These little guys were
tasty in the dipping sauce. Main course consisted of a salad, baked patato, and 10oz sirlon.
The house salad was drowning in dressing (blu cheese) and consisted of lettuce. The patato
was okay but could have been cooked a little better, and the steak was cooked okay (medium)
but was overly tenderized. The server was great and I tipped according to service not meal
quality. I went back to craps to finish off the day.
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Check Out from the Grand Inn at 10:54 AM on the 25 puts a new day into
play. I started out with coffee at the Grand Terrace. A nice cup of Irish brew always
starts the day off. As this place is open 24 hrs it has all the offerings of a snackers
paradise. Although, if you need a lemon for your tea you have to ask. Wednesday gamers
are none exsitent so I had to settle in for a little video poker. I like the older machines,
but today casinos are opting for multine video slots. Afterwhich I went back to work at the
crappies. This all day and night. I only stopped for some breakfast at the sevens clan
buffet. For $8.00 all you can eat it was good. Smoked turkey, sausage, and ham were
the main course with eggs and bacon on the side. If you wish you can ask them to fire up
the grill and flip on omelette for you. Very nice. I had to seek out a room at the Casino
Inn because the Grand was full. Living is going to be a chanllenge.
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Gambling!!! Money, booze, food, women, dam. Definitely my kind of place.
Its been so long since I played craps that I got my butt kicked. Add to the fact that I sucked
down about a case of bud and yea I can understand why people lose. Ahhhh, but craps is so
cool. I arrived at the Grand Coushatta around 11:00 PM. Baggage always sucks and they
didn't like my laptop. I had pretty much walk outside the casino to valet and then to
coat check. Although, I felt pretty important walkin with security. The bigger the bang
the more the noise. You must go to the advantage area and request your card. All of your
comps, personal info, and everything else is on it. It makes things so much easier. I had
sandwich at the Circus of Slots food court of roast beef and horseradish. It was tasty. I
went looking poker but there were only two tables of players so I ate. What amazes me the
most is that you are a product of your upbringing. No matter who I met they pegged me as
a yankee from Massachusetts, literally. I had one old boy get in my face and tell me
he dont like yankees because when he went to New England the people sucked and kept
asking him were is cowboy hat and boots are. Hmmmm, I have been hearing the same thing
for 10 years. I went looking for a place to live around 4:30 PM and got a comp at the
Grand Inn. I wanted two nights but had to settle for one they were full. This was a nice
hotel. Two Queens, 32" TV, video controller, hair dryer, and coffee maker. All the
necessities were there and the air conditioning cranked. It would seem that craps is not
my biggest concern, but finding a place to live. Anyways, its lights out for today.
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Well, I made to the Casino Express. I am catching the 7:00 PM bus to
Kinde, LA. My shirt has one flaw; they seem to have missed a dot in the URL on the back.
Other than that it looks fine. I want to thank "Signs By Us" for doing the work, as I
will need other work done. I forgot how much fun it was to travel. Although, with no car
I am at a distinct disadvantage. My first good was a donation for the relocation of
indian children. She wanted to read my fortune, I am Nag. For those of you utilizing
Casino Express out of Houston the new local is situated at the food court in the
"Hong Kong City Mall" one block west. There are no signs except for the huge casino
display. The bus is free with your grand advantage players club card and they gave me
$7.00 for play. I kicked back and watch "Vegas Vacation" courtesy of Casino Express. Also,
I suggest the vermecelli at the Lucky #9. Since I dont read vietnamese I had to stick
with a dish that I know. It was fabulous and from what I can tell by wathcing the other
patrons they agree. My chopsticks were a little rusty but I guess its like driving a car.
Thats it for Today. See you at the Crap House.
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"Tour de Craps" is a go. Although, I have change in venue. I will begin
my virgin crap house at the
Grand Casino Coushatta.
Red Shoes people have come along way
from weaving baskets of pine needles to entertaining you in a 107,000 sq foot casino.
As this is initiation day and represents a "deflowering" I will be wearing the "white"
Nagor.Net tee. I will be handing out my comp dollars to the first person who says "Hey Nag,
Initiation Day". Basically, this is how the game is played. As the tour unfolds I will be
handing out various props and cash to those of you who "Find the Nag". Once you find me,
recite the key pharse and watch me jump. This information can only be found on "Tour News".
I have no idea how long I will be staying in Kinder but do hope to take a trip to the
reservation and pick up a basket.
Okay, this is a pre-initiation note. I am looking forward to tomarrow.
To take form from the virtual into the real is something I have been looking forward
to for a long time. I hope to be well received. My condition for existance is to provide
resouces which enhance the entertainment level. Whatever I can provide I shall. If I
fail my condition it will fade and I will cease to exist. And believe me being stuck in
the virtual is not a lot of fun. The flesh is soooo much nicer. So, as your webmaster,
host, and shooter I want to thank you all for being a part of "Nagor.Net-Tour de Craps".
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